Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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