I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I am available for nakedness
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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