Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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