so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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