Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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