i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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