Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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