I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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