I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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