ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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