pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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