rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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