You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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