So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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