i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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