bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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