yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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