i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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