I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
is it fun? or sober?
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