chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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