found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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