history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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