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my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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