I think i peed on brittanys purse
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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