Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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