i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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