How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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