Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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