is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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