Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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