I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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