physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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