like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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