I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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