id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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