Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
True but thats because hes a fetus.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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