D3 body, D1 cock
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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