have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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