I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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