Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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