Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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