you win again, gameday.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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