You're completely useless in the revolution.
worst night to have a conscience
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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