hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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