My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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