You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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