How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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