Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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