Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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