the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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